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200th post: Another Dating Disaster
Holy wowsa. I couldn’t believe it when I realized that this was my 200th post. Before I get started, I want to thank all of my followers and commenters for sticking with me! I love you all so much, you...
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My Life In Numbers… And Yet Another “Breakup.”
8- The number of weeks that have passed since I’ve moved into this house. 2-The number of times that I’ve washed my sheets since I moved in, or any of my clothes for that matter. (We don’t have a...
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My “AHHHHHHHHH (HANDS ON CHEEKS)” Week.
I truly doubt that my title made it clear, but I’m home alone this week. Home. All by my lonesome. For eight entire days. With the exception of course of the seemingly semi-friendly ghost and my...
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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, minus the bang.. but close.
Well hello there strangers! I know I have absolutely no excuse for my recent hiatus, and I promise it’s not a permanent thing… but DOOOOOOD, life is crazy. Amazing, but crazy. Thanks to all of you who...
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My own path to enlightenment. Call me Guru CJ. Or just Guru will do.
Quitting smoking is hard. Way harder than I thought. A month ago I would have probably told you that I wasn’t even addicted… that I only needed to smoke when I drink… that I could quit whenever I was...
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I am a conundrum.
I’ve seen a few blogs lately where people have been writing on the theme of “Truths.” At first I thought it was just a coincidence that about a third of the blogs that I read were talking about...
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The people of the internet are the most revolting humans in the world
You people are disgusting. Not you in particular… but humans in general. I’m sure that anyone who frequents my blog on purpose is a little “off” to begin with, but I am always frightened, disgusted,...
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I am no longer Carissa… I shall now and forever be known as Salmon Croquette....
It’s Meat Loaf’s 65th Birthday! Happy Birthday Meatloaf!! I’ve always had this bizarre crush on Meat Loaf. I think it started back when I would watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show a trillion times...
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The “I Love Everyone and Screw Emotions” edition…
Most moments, I’m able to fully recognize how lucky I am. I have hilarious and supportive parents who have always put me at the center of their world. I have a sister/best friend who would go to the...
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What I’ve learned in 61 Days of Sobriety…
For many of you out there, the summer-by terms of vacation-has come to an end. I know because I’ve seen all of your children’s back to school pictures on facebook. For me, this time of year just means...
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